Wine: Crutches and as a Crutch

A wine-themed post today as I prepare to head to the Vancouver Playhouse International Wine Festival tonight.

Today I learned:

1. Crutches: After much research I must conclude no one has invented a device that will allow me to simultaneously use crutches and carry a wine glass.

I had imagined someone would have come up with some sort of gryroscopic-like sippy cup device that I could hang around my neck, but alas I am out of luck.  The coolest thing I could find (pictured below and taken from a post at blog.winecollective.ca) looks good, but you still need a free hand.

In the end all I really learned is that my wife is going to be carrying my glass all night. That is all on her though, because she won’t let me go to the Wine Festival tasting event utilizing my original idea (via bonappetit.com):

2. Wine as a Crutch: 

“Wine is like a crutch – it supports me.”

Gianni di Gregorio

Wine is certainly present alongside many of the good times but hopefully it isn’t a necessary companion in the bad times.

This quote did teach me one lesson though, helping me avoid learning the same thing the hard way tonight. As I head out towards one of those good times in life, the quote reminds me that yes, wine is like a crutch, but do you know what else is like a crutch? An actual crutch.

If I want to ditch the kind of crutch helping me get around these days then I better go easy on the other kind tonight.

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4 Comments on “Wine: Crutches and as a Crutch”

  1. PlayingDorothy says:

    Arg! So jealous! Enjoy the festival!!…I am just a ferry ride away and still have never been!

  2. Too bad you couldn’t use a motorized scooter, then you could lose one of your crutches…no wait, strike that idea, don’t want to chance a DUI!

    • Now you’re talking! Love the scooter idea. I am pretty sure that no license required = no DUI. The only problem might be that SUI (scooting under the influence) could result in accidents with other patrons, which would be terribly bad etiquette for a wine tasting!


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